Peaceful can not assume we named a pool after a Prime Minister who used to be lost within the ocean.
Australia is a land of wacky other folks, animals and info — which are once in some time misconstrued by other folks outside of our borders.
“Raise out info about kangaroos depend? ‘Trigger I know their balls are above their dicks.”
“They veritably [kangaroos] can not stroll backwards. Which is why they’re on the national seal. With emus. Who additionally can not stroll backwards.”
“They lost a fucking Prime Minister. Severely, the fellow walked into the ocean and as well they by no contrivance saw him all any other time. How’d they honour him? By naming a SWIMMING POOL after him.”
“That Perth is perhaps the most remoted metropolis within the arena, i.e. the metropolis furthest away from any other metropolis.”
“You [Australians] indulge in a complete metropolis that used to be carved into rock underground.”
“All of the important cities are on the waft of Australia due to the center is too fucking sizzling to dwell in.”
“They indulge in got a gargantuan-ass container with programs that indulge in been supposed to be delivered to Austria. It sounds as if, we indulge in a a ways better one in Vienna for programs that indulge in been supposed to transfer to Australia.”
“There are cases once I’ve gotten a package take care of a unusual imprint on it that talked about ‘rerouted from Australia’…”
“Australian cities indulge in insanely impartial espresso everywhere the build aside. I deem I heard or not it is miles due to espresso wasn’t definitely a thing there till it used to be a connoisseur thing.”
“Coffee has been impartial here for a long, very long time thanks to the influx of European espresso tradition with the European migrants.”
“Dollarydoos is your legitimate forex.”*
*Disclaimer — this one sadly is never always honest.
“82% of all tourist deaths are led to by fall bears.”
“That the hinterlands of Australia are populated by deadly fall bears, who are by a ways perhaps the most unpleasant genetic relatives to koalas to exist. They it looks indulge in hardened pads on their butts that they employ to stun their prey when they fall out of bushes, after which they proceed to employ the fearful animal (or human). Additionally, it looks there could be a real conspiracy to looking out to persuade others that they don’t seem to be exact. Australians are peculiar.”
And indirectly, “Australia is a gigantic desert desolate tract from which hope can neither enter nor sail.”
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