You wanna blow an American’s thoughts? Request them “Where’s the bog?”
Mixing tobacco with weed.
“I know they abhor that we enact that.”
—Courtney Storck, Fb
“Yeah, baccy cones blow their minds.”
—Sarah van Donkelaar, Fb
Instructing kids to be unnerved of the sun from a younger age — and for apt reasons.
“Having to place on hats to recess and studying about the hazards of pores and skin cancer at college as a consequence of the thin ozone layer.”
“No hat no play, no college at the present time.”
No longer tipping waitstaff.
“The fact that or now not it’s 100 percent regular to now not tip your waitstaff a single cent. And literally no person provides a shit. You factual pay for exactly what you ordered and then plod away.”
—Josh Brigg, Fb
“Americans are always appalled by the fact that no one leaves suggestions.”
—Mary Ranking, Fb
“No longer having to tip because our physique of workers rep paid a residing wage.”
—Stephanie O’Shea, Fb
Our hatred of Starbucks.
“I enormously offended an American by telling him that Starbucks failed in Australia and the corporate needed to conclude your complete non-franchisee stores because we hated it. He checked out me incredulously and acknowledged “What? You don’t adore apt coffee there?” And I used to be adore “No, the reverse, Starbucks wasn’t apt ample for us” — but he form of checked out me disgustedly and didn’t in actuality are seeking to listen to the beefy explanation of the immigration of Italians in the 1950s who started up cafes and introduced over coffee custom.”
Inventing nicknames for your company that will hang-out them for their complete lives.
“Assigning other folks nicknames that they effect now not desire. In The US, if somebody asks you to call them by a sure title, it’s grievous to head ahead and shorten or exchange that factual because you are feeling like it. Sorry, but no.”
Our nonsensical adore for all animals — no topic how lethal.
“Our prankish relationships with our lethal creatures, as you must maybe perchance additionally glean from observing Steve Irwin. At one point, it got so injurious that the declare of Western Australia made it unlawful to stand on a boring whale because other folks had been boating out and standing on them so that they’re going to additionally merely pat the big white sharks — I am now not even joking!”
The custom of eshays.
“I could additionally pay apt cash to peek an American rep presented to an eshay.”
—Rachel Kiln, Fb
Insulting your nearest and dearest as a token of your adore for them.
“Taking the piss out of 1 one other as a mark of affection and appreciate. Americans can now not stand being made fun of. It is why most Aussies desire the Brits.”
—Luke Shaddy, Fb
Communal BBQs that don’t rep destroyed.
“The fact that now we grasp free BBQs in each place — beaches, parks, sports activities fields. And so that they effect now not rep ruined by the public.”
—Michelle Browning, Fb
Using parks, streets and gutters as ~nature’s bog~.
“Pissing wherever you want.”
—Liz Baker, Fb
Switching off vitality aspects at any time if you ogle one left on.
“We flip our vitality retail outlets on and off with a switch. So we can flip them off after we’re now not the exercise of them.”
Our indecent exercise of “cunt”.
“Using the notice cunt as a time duration of endearment, i.e. mad cunt or top cunt, and an excellent deal of others.”
—Tyla Speed, Fb
“It’s the type of apt notice, and Americans are in actuality uptight about it.”
Our liberal exercise of tomato sauce.
“Drenching your chips in tomato sauce.”
—Imogen McLeod, Fb
The fact that we don’t high-tail kangaroos.
“I talk to a total lot of Americans on a live streaming platform. They are entirely disgusted by the fact that we enact now not in fact high-tail kangaroos. I factual needed to point this out.”
—Erika Meagan Dooley, Fb
Our metric system.
“Is it now not clearly our ‘flagrant’ exercise of the metric system? How absolute dare we create sense of things spherical us? Even after 42 beers.”
—Alisha Salmon, Fb
The standard sausage sizzle.
“Using a sure portion of white bread for warmth canines.”
—Christelle Quillien, Fb
“Spaghetti in a can.”
—Maddie Mcgale, Fb
The esteemed shoey
“The fact we drink alcohol out of our shoes.”
—Ella Casanovas, Fb
“Shoeys are sinister and I know Americans would factual abhor them.”
—Sarah Lowe, Fb
Striking a wine to find off a washing line and turning it into a ingesting game.
“Goon of fortune.”
—Christen Hughes, Fb
Our adore of beetroot and pineapple.
“Beetroot on burgers.”
—Joey Carlson, Fb
“Pineapple on pizza.”
—Rachel Fox, Fb
Our naked feet.
“Strolling barefoot in each place! It’s so defective.”
—Claudia Campbell, Fb
Vegemite. Of route.
“Vegemite toast for brekky, Vegemite sarnie for lunch and some apt ol’ Vegemite ‘n’ noodles for tea.”
Hocking a loogie on the pavement.
“Spitting out phlegm — years again, I saw an historic woman lunge on it. It is a disgusting addiction.”
—Lyn Mcleish, Fb
Guzzling straight from the tap.
“Ingesting from tap water, which is a immense flex to Australians.”
“The utilization of ‘Ya mole’, which sweeps a heavy connotation of distrust and does under no circumstances pertain to itsy-bitsy ground residing mammals.”
—Alisha Salmon, Fb
The sheer quantity of annual plod away we’re equipped as a ragged.
“Taking four weeks annual plod away they handiest rep two so that they grasp it’s extravagant getting that principal ruin day.”
—Fiona Stamp, Fb
“Bear in mind our lengthy provider plod away too — are trying explaining that to someone.”
—Anne Berry-Smith, Fb
Referring to the bathroom as “the bog”.
“Request someone in The US where the bog is — they are going to be fearful!”
—Aunty Martha, Fb
“Imagine if you occur to asked an American where the nearest dunny used to be?”
—Emma Jog, Fb
And lastly, the fact that we can flip factual about any loved Aussie meal into a packet of Shapes.
“Our ability to bikkie-fy whatever flavour takes our esteem.”
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